Witches and wizards, I ask you to raise your wands.
Raise your wands in the memory of three brave Gryffindors - Lily Potter, James Potter and Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.
Rest in peace, you are not forgotten.
October 31st. On this day many years ago, a family crashed into a crocodile. The little boy's parents were eaten, and afterwards the crocodile took out a knife and give the kid a lightning scar.
At least, that’s what his liar aunt and uncle told him.
- someone: quit apologizing
- me: sorry