June 2012
iamtonysexual:
mortson:
sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:
dirkdave:
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
liveinphoenix:
shoutout to gif makers who make gifs from a newly released video faster than i can say gif
The ways Sherlock Holmes calls Watson.
Sherlock in books: Mr. John Watson, Mr. Watson, Dr. Watson, dear Watson, my friend, doctor, my boswell, my biographer.
Sherlock on BBC: JAWNN
xenite:
there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
intheendhesmiled:
th3r4py:
when you reblog like 7 things in a row from the same person and you get scared you look like a stalker
#sometimes I go to the source so it doesn’t look too obvious
niallssexslave:
im going to pass this blog down to my eldest daughter and she’s going to pass it down to hers and this blog will stay in the family for generations to come
1 tag
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
Stage 5: MY BABY
Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks
adrians:
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
howrra:
WHAT YOU THINK SHIPPING WILL BE LIKE
WHAT SHIPPING IS ACTUALLY LIKE
Watch
me whilst shaving my legs: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst shaving other places: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst drying my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my make up: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst plucking my eyebrows: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst choosing what to wear: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst looking in the mirror: ugh i hate being a girl
chaseross:
ladymangoberry:
thetardismug:
...
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
thatsoratchet:
ive never even been on a date
harryedward:
i wasn’t supposed to like one direction
imjustonekid:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
do you ever just cry because you’re you
1 tag
leftthecasket:
Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…
embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
awkwardtrainwreck:
BRING IT ON, OLD MAN
No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
korrasponding:
masterarrowhead:
...
niallinmyfridge:
If you never had a crush on Danny Phantom you’re a liar and I hate you
ireallylikegaryoldman:
I just want all of my Tumblr friends to split the rent on a mansion and live in separate bedrooms where we can all have individual introverted privacy but also eat and watch shows together like all the time and just all be perfect roommates
It’d make dying alone with cats less boring
